You killed 50 zombies driving
You have killed 100 zombies
You have drunk a bottle of Sledgehammer
You killed your first zombie!
You made it back from the Atchafalaya swamps alive!
You've made in and out of the backwoods and lived to tell the tale!!
You've crossed over to the other side!
You did the Great Southern Zombie Escape!
Alive for 2 minutes. Pretty decent but still just zombie fodder!
Alive for 5 minutes. You can hold your own in the zombie apocalypse!
Alive for 7 minutes. Mr. Slayer in the house!
Alive for 9 minutes. Some serious redneck survival skills!
Alive for 10 minutes. Drinking songs will be written in your honor!
Alive for 15 minutes. The King of Southern Zombie Hospitality!
Godlike!
You have killed 1000 zombies
You have unlocked the arcade game
You have drunk 100 bottles of whiskey
You have survived New Roads alive!
You got your Opelousas stash back!
You've escaped Lafayette Prison like a boss!
